The John Malkovich Sci-Fi Movie You Will Never See

John Malkovich has a film appropriately titled 100 Years or “The Movie You’ll Never See” which is locked away in Cognac, France.

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John Malkovich isn’t any stranger to experiemental cinema. After all, we’re speaking in regards to the man who starred as himself in a film the place folks may enter his thoughts by way of a portal and puppeteer him. However, his experimental sci-fi movie 100 Years really takes the cake.

While the subject material and plot of the movie could also be fairly simple, we’ll by no means know. Why? Well, 100 Years isn’t being launched till November 18, 2115.

There have been some particulars launched, although the movie is generally shrouded in thriller. We know that it stars John Malkovich because the male protagonist, Taiwanese actress Shuya Chang as the feminine protagonist, and Chilean actor Marko Zaror because the antagonist. Robert Rodriguez directs the movie.

The movie dates again to 2015 when Robert Rodriguez and John Malkovich introduced that they labored with Louis XIII Cognac to make a brief movie impressed by the 100-year course of it takes to make a bottle of the liquor. Apparently, Rodriguez thought the movie was going to be a business for the cognac, however as an alternative, they determined to lock it away and provides the film the tagline “The Movie You’ll Never See.” It looks as if a good tagline, as anybody sufficiently old to understand the cognac proper now probably received’t be alive to take a look at the movie in 2115.

It’s not all smoke and mirrors although. You can watch the three teasers that have been launched in 2018 titled Retro, Nature, and Future if you wish to get an thought of what the movie would possibly seem like. While it’s not as satisfying as seeing the movie itself, it’s in all probability the perfect you’ll get until you possibly can bounce into John Malkovich’s head and demand to see a screening. Check one out beneath:

The weirdness doesn’t cease there, although. Currently, the movie is being held in a bulletproof glass case within the Louis XIII cellars in Cognac, France. One thousand metallic tickets have been distributed that can grant you entry to the premiere of the movie and should you’re a fortunate ticket holder you possibly can cross it on to your descendants after you die.

Apparently, Pharrell recorded a tune for the movie that was performed stay at a personal get together. The tune might be launched on 2117, so possibly that would be the “Happy” or “Drop It Like It’s Hot” or “Milkshake” of our grandchildren’s era. In both case, should you’re studying this text you in all probability received’t get to see John Malkovich in 100 Years, or hear the tune made for it.

Here’s the excellent news. Even although we received’t get to see John Malkovich in 100 Years the long-time actor continues to be making loads of films, so we’ve acquired much more of his work to look ahead to. In reality, so long as you may make it to the tip of this yr, you’ll be capable to test him out in Wash Me within the River.

Wash Me within the River follows a recovering addict searching for revenge on the drug sellers whose medicine resulted within the loss of life of his fiance. Along with Malkovich, the movie will star Robert de Niro, Jack Huston, Quavo, and Willa Fitzgerald. Randall Emmett directs with a screenplay by Adam Taylor Barker and Chris Sivertson.

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One of John Malkovich’s extra anticipated upcoming movies is the directorial debut for It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia’s Charlie Day. The movie was introduced means again in 2018, however Day wrote further pages underneath the recommendation of Guillermo del Toro. Day talked in regards to the modifications and Guillermo del Toro’s recommendation, which included altering the identify from El Tonto, in an interview with Total Film earlier this yr.

Along with directing and writing the script, Charlie Day can be starring within the lead function. It’ll be attention-grabbing to see what Day brings to the desk, particularly with such a star-studded forged on board. In addition to John Malkovich, the movie will star Kate Beckinsale, Jason Sudeikis, Edie Falco, Jillian Bell, Ken Jeong, Adrien Brody, Travis Fimmel, and the late Ray Liotta.

While the Charlie Day movie has confronted its share of delays, we are able to in all probability relaxation assured that we received’t have to attend till 2115 to see it. Plus, there’s no means that John Malkovich’s 100 Years may stay as much as the hype it’s constructing over the subsequent century. At least, that’s what we are able to inform ourselves to really feel higher about not seeing it.

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